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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Odd Encounters @ Wal*mart's LiveJournal:

Monday, July 18th, 2005
11:34 pm
What is walmart's return policy on items with no reciept? i have about $900 of items and don't have a reciept. It is actual stuff I really bought, but I am in the need of cash and have to return this stuff. If you really want to know I need to pay for a new septic system. It sucks, I am so broke I can't even afford to take a shit. Literally. Thanks.

Buy the way, what the hell is 1-800-WALMART
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
1:52 pm
Shit Happens
On tonight episodes of Adventures at Wallyworld, see whay happens when a brand new crew try to handle a 5 truck night when we are only use to 2 maybe 3 trucks. I wish I could understand why the sudden change in the amounts of trucks we are getting, this is fucked up. To make matters worst we are also proforming a re-mod of the entire store that is making pulling new shit to the floor a living hell. I am at a total lose because the new people have no idea where to put anythaang at because the actual store is changing everyday, amazing.

Oh ya, and to top everything off a customer didn't make it to the rest room on time and ended out taking a huge shit in the domastics department in not 1 but 2 ailes. So I guess sht really can happen. No room to unload the trucks, the store is a mess, there is shit on the floor, and 5 truck nihgts seem to be the norm now. Amazing, simply amazing.

Current Mood: blank
Saturday, July 9th, 2005
10:28 am
Quite Time
On Saturday I had a two truck night. I didn't have the best crew, basically I had all of the slackers working with me, but that is ok because they are all getting paid at a lower rate and have slowed down a little to balance out the difference. We started the trucks 30 min late because we were outside helping a nice manager finish a quick project. Once we began the first we had fod trucks stop us and clames, if it was coming it came, every five min someone would have a delivery.

Because of all the delays we didn't finsh the truck until 7:30pm. To our surprise we decided to peak into the second truck and found out it was only two panels long. we could have knocked that out in 30 min, but the manager on duty told us to go tto lunch for we could start pulling to the floor on time. Ok, your call ( we know that would bit him in the ass later, so whatever right).

11:00 I sent my crew to break and by this time we had a 30min break to take because we never took the first break, we went straight to lunch. 15min he starts paging us back to the floor to finsh the second truck which was still not unloaded. 20min pass and here he comes into the breakroom barking at everyone and ordering everyone to go back to work. He told us that he would let us leave 10min early to make up the time. As everyone got up I told everyone to sit right down because he was wrong and is now going to cheat you out of 10min on top of it.

Break time is paid time, lunch time is unpaid. If my guys leave early they will be losing 10min, and i'm not going to stand for any body to lose money that is just not going to happen on my watch. He yelled, he screamed and I told him unless he is smoking get the fuck out of the smoking lounge and be on your way. Before I went back to work I checked the pipeline on break to see how what the actual policy was. I was right and he was wrong and I have it in writing. For the rest of the night he just walked by me and my staff thanked my for finally stand ing up for or rights.

Current Mood: accomplished
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
3:08 am
Sex, Sex, Sex
I have been working for Wal-Mart for about 8 months, I would say I am a very quite person but I am very load an outspoken. Well on with the sex. Since I have been at Wal-Mart I have been rumored to have fucked at least 7 of my co-workers. If it was true I wouldn't mind, but I can't take credit for fuckin pussy I have not fucked that would just be rude.

One day I wuld love to find out how rumors are made. I know I flirt alot and I use a ton of tounge in cheek humor but I am no going to fuck every woman that walks in front of me that would be just weird. Oh well I guess that makes me popular because everybody is talking about me......

Current Mood: awake
Sunday, July 18th, 2004
2:32 pm
One Time at Walmart...
Me n my friends were at Wal*Mart and we got lost so we went through every single isle in the store (3 Times!!!) to find each other. Then we ended up in the card isle and read every single card in the card isle (Every single freakin one!) then we went to the book isle and read the back cover to every single book, except one cause I already owned it and i knew what it was about. Then we found each other and we went to the little food court thing they have and ate a really late lunch.

So There Callie That is my Wal*Mart Horror story, not very amusing but it will do...

I Just realized this didn't happen at Wal*Mart it happened at Target...

I'm gonna post it anyway cuz i don't feel like erasing it...


Current Mood: bouncy
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